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Off the deep end: Signs, signs, everywhere signs, especially in baby's room

I recently visited the home of a friend with a two-week-old baby boy. He was curled up in the corner of the crib, as tiny as a Chihuahua, the kind Paris Hilton carries in her purse. I then noticed signage hanging directly above the crib. It spelled out–in individual burnt-orange solid wooden letters, each at least 18 inches high with tiny footballs imprinted on them—the baby’s first and middle names: MIKE DITKA. ... Read More »

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I recently visited the home of a friend with a two-week-old baby boy. He was curled up in the corner of the crib, as tiny as a Chihuahua, the kind Paris Hilton carries in her purse. I then noticed signage hanging directly above the crib. It spelled out–in individual burnt-orange solid wooden letters, each at least 18 inches high with tiny footballs imprinted on them—the baby’s first and middle names: MIKE DITKA.
“You can’t sit there, Grandma!” Hayden screams.
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